Mrs. Herman from London was visiting some friends in Florida when she saw a little old man rocking merrily away on his front porch. He had a lovely smile on his face. She just had to go over to him.
“I couldnt help noticing how happy you look. I would love to know your secret for a long and happy life.”
“I smoke four packets of cigarettes a day, drink five bottles of scotch whiskey a week, eat lots and lots of fatty food and I never, I mean never exercise.”
“Why, thats absolutely amazing. Ive never heard anything like this before. How old are you?”
“Im twenty six,” he replied.
ten digit lumber 
Ahh, Choo Thomas. A little late for April Fool’s.
Yes, you could have quite an extensive blog series just on typos alone.
Dyslexics of the world, untie!
Everyday, I wonder how you can top yourself tomorrow. Today, I am convinced you can’t.
Good morning, Happy April Fool’s Day!!!
Mrs. Herman from London was visiting some friends in Florida when she saw a little old man rocking merrily away on his front porch. He had a lovely smile on his face. She just had to go over to him.
“I couldnt help noticing how happy you look. I would love to know your secret for a long and happy life.”
“I smoke four packets of cigarettes a day, drink five bottles of scotch whiskey a week, eat lots and lots of fatty food and I never, I mean never exercise.”
“Why, thats absolutely amazing. Ive never heard anything like this before. How old are you?”
“Im twenty six,” he replied.
Happy April Fool’s Day!