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in the navy

May 11, 2010

Q: What do you call it when a grossed-out husband is chased and cornered by his wife who forces him, against his will, to feel her pregnancy-induced protruding belly button?

A: A massive naval attack.

Hysteric laughter appears to be the best medicine, and I’m glad to report that the wounded sailor has made a full recovery.

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. Tara Schmidt permalink
    May 19, 2010 10:55 am

    I want to see your big belly! It’s been too long…

  2. June 17, 2010 9:13 pm

    I cannot believe I haven’t read this until now!!! I am dying. AWESOME!!!!

    But it also could have been a drive by fruiting with that melon you had sticking out of your tummy. 🙂

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