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February 19, 2010

When my sister Jamie discovered that she could name her accounts at Wells Fargo, here’s what she came up with:

Shylock: Student loan named for the usurer in The Merchant of Venice who demands a pound of flesh if the debt is not repaid on time

Dora: Savings account for the purpose of traveling like Dora the Explorer

Marie Antoinette: Checking account which allows Jamie to eat cake

4 Comments leave one →
  1. Thea permalink
    February 19, 2010 7:03 pm

    I love it! We named our savings “The Bat Cave.” Consequently, our deposit slips read “To the Bat Cave,” and every other bank teller smirks at us when the slips print out.

  2. ashley permalink
    February 20, 2010 10:00 am

    So the wit runs in the family??

  3. February 20, 2010 5:26 pm

    hahahahaha, I think I need to switch to Wells Fargo!


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