Tossed carelessly into a freezer, the tenderloin developed some character.
Nice! The most touchingly tender tenderloin, lounging lazily.
Looks more like dinner was chillin’.
did his glasses get all foggy? poor(k) guy.
or better yet…the poor(k) guy was freezing all night!
Cool.
See what I did there?
Why does he remind me of Larry the Cucumber?
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Nice! The most touchingly tender tenderloin, lounging lazily.
Looks more like dinner was chillin’.
did his glasses get all foggy? poor(k) guy.
or better yet…the poor(k) guy was freezing all night!
Cool.
See what I did there?
Why does he remind me of Larry the Cucumber?